Dear Santa.. I would like a Danish bike please

I would just like to comment on how rad the bikes here in Denmark are. Over 50% of commuters ride their bike around Copenhagen and their bikes reflect it. The bikes are single speed and have covered chains so that your bike can sit out in the rain. All the bikes come standard with fenders and usually a basket. I mean why can't American bikes come standard with all this cool gear. Also the locks are built into the bikes so you don't have to deal with chaining it up to the bike rack you can just set it in there, and the back tire locks. I wish I could bring a Danish bike home with me because they are so awesome.